mediocr:

mediocr:

Why are ants so confused?

Because all their uncles are ants

(via date)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via eithersinkorswim)

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

(Source: snorlaxatives, via lostinthatdreamland)

"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."

Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)

(via date)

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

(via unescapable)

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via cumfort)

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(via loserslol)

(Source: jordanaypk, via kingofgiraffes)